Steven "The Man" Hillier


STEVEN "THE MAN" HILLIER

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Steven Hillier, author of such books as Steven's Ten Steps to Sucess and Steven's How-to-Guide. Steven is also the inventor of Coke, Pepsi, Mountain Dew and some kind of root beer. CHEERS!


Steven's past times are: My hero

  1. Humiliating others
  2. Critizing teachers
  3. Playing James Bond 007
  4. Acting like James Bond
  5. Reading about James Bond
  6. Worshipping James Bond
  7. Writing about James Bond
  8. Kidnapping Pierce Brosnan
  9. Dreaming of kidnapping Pierce Brosnan
  10. Living a normal, happy life (when he's not in jail)

When in jail, Steven's past times are: Brian Moremoney

  1. Taking revenge on society
  2. Separating Quebec
  3. Starting his own province using Monopoly money
  4. Putting mascara on a cat
  5. Taking over the world (HA HA HA... sorry)
  6. Becoming Prime Minister of Canada/President of Free World
  7. Starting his own army of Cyborg freaks
  8. Dreaming up his own laws
  9. Coming up with a hit man list (ie: Brian Mulroney)
  10. Drinking beer

Steven's Top 10 Game List: Goldeneye

Resident Evil 2 2. Goldeneye 3. Wheel of Fortune 4. 5. Dip and Twiddle 2000 6. Command and Conquer 7. Nagano 8. Shadows of the Empire 9. Mortal Kombat Trilogy (It's kool) 10. Diddy Kong Racing

When Steven isn't pirating these games....

Steven's Top Ten CDsBack Alley Boys

1. Back Alley Boys
2. Will Smith (the new one)Sugar Girls
3. That Biggie Biggie Biggie guy
4. Sugar Girls
5. Nimrod (Red Day)
6. Osaid
7. Metallics
8. ME2
9. Rays of Sugar
10. Stoned Pilots

Steven's Top Ten Movieshahahahaha

  1. Special Edition: Little Mermaid (Disney)
  2. Bean's Disaster Movie (Some British company)
  3. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (No Name, they're ashamed)
  4. Eight Heads in a Duffle Bag
  5. Braveheart
  6. Batman & Robin
  7. Jurassic Park 2: The Lost Story (Should have been)
  8. Chaplin
  9. Ben-Hur
  10. Titanic (Man, was that bad!)

Steven's Top Ten TV Shows

The Simpsons (It's the greatest show in history)
South Park
Seinfeld
This Hour is 22 Minutes
Royal Canadian Air Farce
King of the Hill
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Fraiser
The X-Files
Stupid Candy

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If you haven't noticed, I was being sarcastic. You are a boney toothed old man and you smell like an elephant's butt!